Woo!! So yes, Degrassi Junior High Reviewed has now reached 10,000 views thanks to you good people on the interwebs. Thanks to all you loyal readers who have read every single entry in this crazy little blog. (You know who you are.) Special thanks for the person who just now read a shit load of episode reviews. I knew it was going to hit this milestone some time today, so all day long I kept a very frustrating vigil. But it’s finally happened.
To mark the occasion I thought I’d make a top five list of the hottest chicks on Degrassi because yes, I’m that fucking shallow.
Yes, she’s Degrassi’s resident Sara plain and tall. She sported a horrible mushroom hair style, had a sunken chest and had a mouth full of metal. But through out the course of the series she became much better looking, especially in Degrassi High’s run. It was a shame she was barely featured in it though.
Yes, Michelle I consider to be one of the better looking girls and yes, she was a bit chubby at first. Not that I have anything against a woman with some extra meat. Love that in fact. Anyways, she was shyer than a motherfucker and was a huge cry baby. But just like Melanie she seemed to have blossomed in Degrassi High. She seemed to have lost the baby fat and I’m sorry, grew some of the biggest pair of breasts of any female in the series.
#3 Allison and Amy.
Ah, the hot duo of Allison and Amy. They didn’t need to become better looking because right from the get go they were hot as hell. I would probably lean more towards Amy being the better looking one, but that’s just me. Too bad they only got one sub plot that featured them stripping in the girls rest room.
#2 Stephanie Kaye.
I don’t think there was a teenage boy alive who saw this and didn’t have an instant crush and let’s not lie, boner for Stephanie. She was rather good looking despite having a missing fang in her mouth. Plus it didn’t help that she dressed like the biggest whore you ever saw with very skimpy clothing that left nothing to the imagination at times.
And last but not least we come to Caitlin. Is this any surprise? I don’t think so. Caitlin is someone who I consider the girl next door of Degrassi. Beautiful and very intelligent. Plus she had an ass that wouldn’t quit. Her major faults were that when it came to actually helping people, she sucked a bunch of donkey dicks. She some how always managed to make a situation worse. Especially if it was none of her business to begin with. But she was pretty much a nice person. Not a bitch at all like Allison was.
Well there you have it, my half assed mini list of Degrassi’s hottest women. Thank you to all of you who have read this little blog and for those who continue to find it in random Google searches. It was pretty discouraging writing this blog at first because I would get about 3, 4 views a week if I was lucky. But now it’s starting to grow just a tiny little bit and I’m glad that people are discovering it and finding it rather funny. So here’s to another 10,000 views!
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